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PIG OF A MAN © 4.44
(By Danny Gee Goju)

(Burrrp!!!)
Every night, you come home drunk...smelling of booze,
(Sharrup woman! I don’t need this now!)
wanting me, to make love...to you.
(Booze makes me hot and horny, uha ha ha)
It’s either me, or the drink...you have to choose,
(There’s no contest…)
‘cause frankly, I’m fed up...with you.
(After twenty years marriage where are you gonna go? Who’ll have you?)
You’ve even, forgotten...how to make love,
(Oh yeah? open your legs and I’ll show you)
snoring and breaking wind...in bed.
(Everyone farts, even you)
I am at my wits end...I’ve had enough,
(La de da de da de da-a)
sometimes I feel that I...am dead.
(You will be if you don’t shut the fuck up!)

God please help me, don’t know what to...do,
tried everything, I’ve done what...I can.
God please help me, you know I love...You,
I’m lumbered with, a pig of a man.

When was the last time we went...out for a meal?
(I bought you fish and chips a few weeks ago)
we never, do things to...gether.
(We watch the telly together)
You never, give a damn a...bout how I feel,
(farts)…Oooops! Sorry! Arsehole, you’re fired!
I’ll have to, find a new...lover.
(You won’t find anyone better than me!)
You never, ever help...around the house,
(You know that’s a woman’s job)
your pot belly is so...ugly.
(There’s more of me to love Uh ha ha ha!)
Don’t make the, mistake to...think I’m a mouse,
(Ha! Ha! Ha! Squeaky squeaky squeak. Squeaky squeaky)
better change or you will...lose me.
(Oh, pleeaasse don’t leave me, you know I love you…laughter)
She starts crying…

(Aw, Please don’t cry. Don’t cry. You know I love you. Come on, come on. We’ve been through so much together. Come on, you know. I still love you. You’re not gonna stop crying? Oh, fuck this shit. I’m going out for a beer!)

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from Politically Incorrect songs Volume 1, released February 26, 2017

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Danny Gee Goju Dublin, Ireland

Hi, my name is Danny Gee Goju. My music is for anyone with a good sense of humour who loves catchy tunes. I also write books and practise the martial arts...!!!

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